Leezy on the Mic.

List of Unusual Deaths.

I was looking at a list of unusual deaths and here were my favorite or most disturbing. 

  1.  456 BC: Aeschylus, a Greek playwright, was killed when an eagle dropped a live tortoise on him, mistaking his bald head for a stone. The tortoise survived.
  2. 207 BC: Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs.
  3. 4 BC: Herod the Great suffered from fever, intense rashes, colon pains, foot drop, inflammation of the abdomen, a putrefaction of his genitals that produced worms, convulsions, and difficulty breathing before he finally gave up. (whaaaat!?)
  4. 1322: Humphrey de Bohun, 4th Earl of Hereford was fatally speared through the anus by a pikeman hiding under the bridge during the Battle of Boroughbridge.[15]
  5. 1327: Edward II of England, after being deposed and imprisoned by his Queen consort Isabella and her lover Roger Mortimer, was rumored to have been murdered by having a red-hot iron inserted into his anus
  6. 410: Martin I of Aragon died from a lethal combination of indigestion and uncontrollable laughing.
  7. 1940: Jamaican-born journalist and black nationalist Marcus Garvey died after suffering either a cerebral hemorrhage or heart attack while reading his own obituary, which stated in part that he died “broke, alone and unpopular”. (depressing).
  8. 2001: Bernd-Jürgen Brandes from Germany was voluntarily stabbed repeatedly and then partly eaten by Armin Meiwes (who was later called the Cannibal of Rothenburg). Brandes had answered an internet advertisement by Meiwes looking for someone for this purpose. Brandes explicitly stated in his will that he wished to be killed and eaten.
  9. 2005: Lee Seung Seop, a 28-year-old South Korean, collapsed of fatigue and died after playing the videogame StarCraft online for almost 50 consecutive hours in an Internet cafe. (HAHAHAH of course).
  10. 2007: Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Wii console in a KDND 107.9 “The End” radio station’s “Hold Your Wee for a Wii” contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating.

Summer Heights High is one of my new favorite shows, the problem is I can’t find full episodes online anywhere…

I know it’s been around for a while, but seeing as though I haven’t had cable for a year and I’ve never had HBO at my parent’s house, I haven’t been given the opportunity to watch it as religiously as I would have wanted.  I really hate tv, but sometimes there are one or two shows that I wish I could pay 50 cents for and watch.

Here is another video masterpiece from yours truly.  This time in the form of white trash glamour that is most familiarly known to me in my home town, Warren, MI. and from the looks of it she probably got her extensions in Universal Mall.

This is Jan Terri and she once opened for Marilyn Manson and also was a limo driver. She also uses those three sexy space ladies in all 5, yes 5, of her music videos.  They are the genius behind hair, makeup, and choreography in each and every video.  For more on their choreography I suggest you check out “Get Down Goblin.”  At one point it seems that the hairstylist marries the makeup artist’s, and I use that term lightly, brother who appears in the “Little Brother” music video.  Isn’t it neat how everything is connected?

Beam me up Scotty!

From the mind who made Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy balls…comes this video.  I really love Antony and his strange creations.  I’m not sure how you get to have a job that allows you to have any part of a video like this, but if anyone does, let a sister know.

allmsu.com classifieds.

I love East Lansing and all of it’s strange creatures.

Here are a few of my favorite posts under the services wanted column in the classified section of allmsu.com, which was previously used for students to find books, jobs, professor ratings, etc.  I guess now I can add threesomes, sexual masseuses, and study pills to the list.  Enjoy.

Looking for American friend girl.


Ad Text: I am an international student at MSU and would like to have American friend girl to interact with and to have a fun.

3 way /Massage. Males only.


Ad Text: Looking for a hot masculine guy looking for a 3way, tonight Sunday Jan 25th. Must be showered and clean. Gay or bisexual is fine. Must like to kiss as well. We can host, not far from MSU campus. Eastside area. We have porn and lube if needed


Threesome Tonight


Ad Text: Sorry…girls only. We are an attractive couple looking to try something new tonight. If you’re interested, we can host. My guy is well-endowed and talented.


I want to see a nice set of boobies.

Ad Text: 
Nothing more. I will pay top dollar. Send me a message

**Looking for a Rock Band Vocalist Expert**


Ad Text: this is serious business. my friend and I want to attempt the Endless Setlist (every song in a row) on expert - I drum, he can fill in any guitar. we are good enough to rotate on some songs but we need a singer. somebody who can at least pass every song on expert, RB1 or 2 would be good. holla let’s drink

Female massage wanted.

Ad Text: Sexy female massage wanted…no experience necessary… send pic

Female assistant needed.

Ad Text: Looking for somebody to help me with every day tasks as well as give me an occasional massage. Will pay by the hour.

HOT girl for my hot girl.

Ad Text: we’re a young, very attractive and clean couple. shes attracted to other girls, but inexperienced. we wanna find a girl who will take charge and really pleasure her. I want you to be really into her. im more interested in watching the two of you explore.
shes blonde hair, amazing large breast. you wont be dissapointed!

Need a strong gay male fwb.

Ad Text: I’m 29, masculine and discreet gay and goodlooking latin male, average to muscular build. I live alone and can host. Send pic, stats, and what u are looking for. We can help each other with stress! My direct e-mail is: hyacinthman@yahoo.com


Study Pills.

Ad Text: Looking for some adderall, hit me up.

Tranny.

Tranny.